IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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