I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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