Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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