You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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