new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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