Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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