idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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