elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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