weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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