okay pat passed out under dana's car
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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