or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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