Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Be still, my beating vagina.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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