Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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