I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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