he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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