I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it because I queefed?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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