My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
