thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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