I am puke
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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