Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You took a bar mat shot.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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