love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I wish you could order shots online.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Randomize
