Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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