their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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