I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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