The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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