I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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