Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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