he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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