If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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