Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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