i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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