waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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