It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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