i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
