don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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