google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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