can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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