can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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