My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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