It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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