Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Let's paint friendship bongs
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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