My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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