as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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