honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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