i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
As shirtless as possible
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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