when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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