So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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