I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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