Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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