But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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