Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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