I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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