Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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