hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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