you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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