im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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