How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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