I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Randomize
